Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Christian Right: PLEASE stop using e-mail!

So no one is my world is a crazy Christian right wing Republican sucubus. Because you know, I need sanity. But at my job I check our public account and in our public account this man named "Bill" sends us stupid fucking Christian chain mail and they all have the same format at they are all vaguely threatening.  They generally go like this:

SOMEONE SENT THIS TO ME AND I JUST COULDN'T HELP BUT PASS IT ON. IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE AND WHATS IMPORTANT!!!

(and then always)
EITHER AGREE AND PASS IT ON OR DELETE IT AND SHUT-UP

Then there is a poem or something that is supposedly written by a child or a veteran or a Republican or an obscure celebrity. 

Usually it bashes minorities, muslims and other sorts.  It implies that Demorats are on a course to destroy America and its freedoms and that if don't agree with every word of this e-mail you hate America, veterans, the flag etc.  They usually will put in a picture or two of a woman holding a gun in a field or something like this:




And then the WORST part is the end guilt trip about passing on the message to everyone you know. It usually goes something like this:
I don't know about YOU but I would not feel comfortable not passing this one on. We pass on a lot of jokes but this is something that MATTERS.  Go ahead and do what you want but as for me I will pass it on to my 10 closest friends like a prayer. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!

GOD IS GOOD! Phillipians whatever whatever

MAKE THESE CHAIN MAIL BULL SHIT MESSAGES STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks.

1 comment:

  1. I usually just delete those and pray God will forgive me.

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